Kermit is not what "he" seems

16 days ago
#10429
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Poncho
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July 2017
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Peter Blues
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43 days, 23 hours, 14 minutes and 4 seconds
Kermit is an E-girl
I have compiled evidence to prove that kermit is infact an E-girl

Evidence number 1- Kermit says "he" hates females, saying things like "I hate females" "girls yuck" "gross egirl gamer PEE PEE", kermit probably thinks pretending to hate his own gender would make people think "he" is a male, good attempt kermit but ive caught you out.

Evidence number 2- Kermit never uses the mic, "he" does this to avoid coming out as a female.

Evidence number 3- Kermit ran an org full of 12 year olds known as the "nuts", Kermit did this in order to train himself to become a better mother, or perhaps he already is a mother?

Evidence number 4- Kermit hates pedophiles, proof of this can be shown through a questionable situation between 2 members of the community who will not be named. As a potential mother kermit protects children and hates those who harm them.

Edited
16 days ago
#69684
yah
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September 2018
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Loui Autismo
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AOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO = Australian Open = Kermit is Rodger Federer
16 days ago
#69685
Allen Iverson
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March 2018
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Tyrone Olympia
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Supporting evidence No.3

16 days ago
#69687
Kermit
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October 2017
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Kermit Autismo
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64 days, 7 hours, 11 minutes and 35 seconds
no if i was a e girl id use my mic to get a free doge float

peter is actually a e girl

1, HE IS GAY

2, HE IS LESBIAN BY DATING ANOTHER WOMAN

3, HE TOUCHED ANOTHER WOMAN AND DRINKS HER PEE PEE TO TRY AND HIDE THAT PETER IS ALSO A FEMALE

4, HES GAY AND TRIED TO TOUCH ME ONCE

5, FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL SUCK A PEE PEE
15 days ago
#69775
Taine | Danny
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Danny Green
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Both sides have presented some pretty controversial and circumstantial evidence. More please.
15 days ago
#69808
MoonBot™
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January 2018
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Bambi Usagi
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122 days, 1 hours, 8 minutes and 18 seconds
I was the first person to say Kermit was women ages ago
15 days ago
#69814
charlie sheen
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April 2018
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Messiah Pacer
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21 days, 21 hours, 59 minutes and 39 seconds
Everyone please,
Kermit and I are good mates and I can confirm he is actually a Eurocopter Tiger Attack Helicopter

Don’t assume his gender thanks
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15 days ago
#69815
Muhd.
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Clive Palmer
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You guys are all wrong. Kermit is actually a bean
13 days ago
#70285
diamondminer84
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July 2018
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Andrew Coulson
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Senior Sergeant
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32 days, 17 hours, 57 minutes and 17 seconds
If Kermit is an Egirl does that mean you’re gonna invite him to your org and then date him over Gmod?
4 days ago
#72024
Spicy
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Jordan Post
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im comin for dat ass