Kermit is not what "he" seems

8 months ago
#10429
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Poncho
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Kermit is an E-girl
I have compiled evidence to prove that kermit is infact an E-girl

Evidence number 1- Kermit says "he" hates females, saying things like "I hate females" "girls yuck" "gross egirl gamer PEE PEE", kermit probably thinks pretending to hate his own gender would make people think "he" is a male, good attempt kermit but ive caught you out.

Evidence number 2- Kermit never uses the mic, "he" does this to avoid coming out as a female.

Evidence number 3- Kermit ran an org full of 12 year olds known as the "nuts", Kermit did this in order to train himself to become a better mother, or perhaps he already is a mother?

Evidence number 4- Kermit hates pedophiles, proof of this can be shown through a questionable situation between 2 members of the community who will not be named. As a potential mother kermit protects children and hates those who harm them.

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8 months ago
#69684
yah
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AOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO = Australian Open = Kermit is Rodger Federer
8 months ago
#69685
Allen Iverson
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Supporting evidence No.3

8 months ago
#69687
Kermit
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no if i was a e girl id use my mic to get a free doge float

peter is actually a e girl

1, HE IS GAY

2, HE IS LESBIAN BY DATING ANOTHER WOMAN

3, HE TOUCHED ANOTHER WOMAN AND DRINKS HER PEE PEE TO TRY AND HIDE THAT PETER IS ALSO A FEMALE

4, HES GAY AND TRIED TO TOUCH ME ONCE

5, FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL SUCK A PEE PEE
8 months ago
#69775
Taine | Danny
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Both sides have presented some pretty controversial and circumstantial evidence. More please.
8 months ago
#69808
I just wanna b
e a lil duck
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I was the first person to say Kermit was women ages ago
8 months ago
#69814
snowbone
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Everyone please,
Kermit and I are good mates and I can confirm he is actually a Eurocopter Tiger Attack Helicopter

Don’t assume his gender thanks
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8 months ago
#69815
Kegit
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You guys are all wrong. Kermit is actually a bean
8 months ago
#70285
Stüs
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If Kermit is an Egirl does that mean you’re gonna invite him to your org and then date him over Gmod?
8 months ago
#72024
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im comin for dat ass
3 months ago
#102559
Steven
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How kermit be looking reading this thread-
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