1 Mil Giveaway

4 months ago
#4468
Sir_Ora
Respected
112 Posts
Member Since
November 2017
Police Rank
Superintendent
Total Playtime
15 days, 1 hours, 26 minutes and 34 seconds
This should be fun. The rules to win the money is as simple as this, Valentines day is coming up and many of you guys may be lonely and not have a partner on this dreaded day to all singles. I want you to comment below with a minimum of 100 words what you would spend 1 million dollars on your non existent or existent partners on this romantic day, treat them well, take them to a wonderous picnic, naked wrestle. Tell me your ideal valentines day.

Ends 10th of Feb
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4 months ago
#20063
bxnes | RIPLil
Peep | ggs.sx
Assistant Manager
609 Posts
Member Since
November 2017
Police Rank
Senior Constable
Total Playtime
68 days, 6 hours, 20 minutes and 36 seconds
Capital E
Capital M
Capital H

Let's take a look at my miserable life.
Woke up today
got out of bed

Ate some breakfast
Wished i was dead

Put on my shoes
Went out the door

Imagined me hanging
five feet from the floor

Walked down the street
Walked pretty far

Hoping i’d die
getting hit by a car

Stopped at a crossroad
The light was red

Considered to run
Wished i was dead

——

Gun to to head
Wished i was dead

My blood so red
Wished i was dead

Bullet spread
Wished i was dead

Some girl gave me head
Wished i was dead

Riding on a sled
Wished i was dead

Ate some bread
Wished i was dead

Pain and dread
Wished i was dead

No future ahead
just Wished i was dead

— —

Arrived at school
Had some food

my eyes so empty
In that suicide mood

Went into class
Boring as fuck

sat there for hours
My life fucking suck

Went to the bathroom
got really pissed

Took out a knife
Started cutting my wrist

things went black
Things went red

Woke up in the hospital
Just wished i was dead.

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Gun to to head
Wished i was dead

My blood so red
Wished i was dead

Bullet spread
Wished i was dead

Some girl gave me head
Wished i was dead

Riding on a sled
Wished i was dead

Ate some bread
Wished i was dead

Pain and dread
Wished i was dead

No future ahead
just Wished i was dead

4 months ago
#20064
Clarence
Contributor
43 Posts
Member Since
November 2017
Police Rank
Not Whitelisted
Total Playtime
8 days, 15 hours, 43 minutes and 28 seconds
I would take the tramp to maccas and tickle her in the dunny for about 2 minutes straight then we would go out to the movies and probs she would gimme a candycane or sumthin then we would go to the beach and rub jellyfish on our foreheads then suck the barnacles off of the jetty for dinner ahhhh how romantic amirite? she would then procede to eat my cheese sticks sneaky lady stealing from my pantry if I could legally give birth to a seagull I would then give her scrambled seagull eggs for bekfast everyday bro. when it gets to bedtime we would cuddle up inside a bonfire till all our flesh melts off our bones we would then have crazy skeleton adventures in the land of succulent marshmellow pickles

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4 months ago
#20068
Side
Philanthropist
851 Posts
Member Since
October 2017
Police Rank
Sergeant
Total Playtime
29 days, 9 hours, 1 minutes and 36 seconds
My name is flabba, babba, wabba, jabba, noongah; Im back!

run run run run run run run gordon; it's the police man, we gotta get up outta here it's the police man, grab my bong hit my weed it's the police man, move yall keep running from the police man.

find me out the front buffing on a bud man fuck these white cunts im sick of getting mugged talking shit and getting bashed cause im tipsy, gotta call me uncle he gotta come get me, fight me out the front fighting every cunt off my head now im drunk im hitting cigarette buds, never want to school so i cant talk much but please white fella spare a dolla for the bus.

roll upto your house one man one shoe , couple hours later some how i'v got two, it's like every single day im getting blazed of the buds and im stealing m&ms from the pub and getting busted, ain't nothing changed call my nease up tel her i'm getting horny and i need a good fucking sniffing glue getting caught and locked up from the pigs, let me go i got a daughter and the 14 kids 9 sisters 12 cousins and im fucking the load, getting high smelling the fumes from bus stops i spent my last dollar now im broke as a joke bro gotta work today gotta get some money for smokes, they think i'm a crime i get my ml's from centre link most of the time the coppas confiscating my stash my bong and my drugs.

find me out the front buffing on a bud man fuck these white cunts im sick of getting mugged, talking shit and getting bashed cause im tipsy gotta call me uncle to come get me, fight me out the front fighting every cunt im off my head now im drunk im hitting cigarette buds never went to school so i can't talk much but please white fella spare a dollar for the bus.

Last week we mobbed some asian kid and took all that cunts garbage shit went to cash converters hocked it in now come home 2 blocks and half a spit 3 beers one smoke each for the kids ay now we filthy fucken rich.

oh yeah what's happening cunt my name is flabba babba wabba jabba noongah, jain grain you faggot cunt wanna fuck with me cunt cop my shit cunt ill make you skip cunt, fuck me up i still got my cock in my cars noongah...

oh jimmy jimmy oi jimmu, give me the bong jimmy.

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4 months ago
#20069
MOЯTY
Honorable
334 Posts
Member Since
June 2017
Police Rank
Trainee
Total Playtime
15 days, 12 hours, 7 minutes and 38 seconds
Well I would start my day off with having a wank to some tentacle hentai then I will jump on to Roblox to meet with my totally legit girlfriend who does definitely exist. We would meet up on a picnic server where we spend the day enjoying each other's company. As we watch the tear jerking sun slowly descending into horizon, we cuddle, never wanting this moment to end. After that's done we move to sex tycoon where I will invest my 1 Milion dollars into robux to be able to buy some lube and a pack of extra small condoms. With these items I will pleasure my love all night. Until she tells me she is actually a 50 year old guy. I still enjoyed the smash though.
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4 months ago
#20070
Jeremy
Honorable
150 Posts
Member Since
November 2017
Police Rank
Senior Constable
Total Playtime
20 days, 1 hours, 24 minutes and 6 seconds
I wouldn't spend anything on a girl because girls are yuck and have girl cooties.
4 months ago
#20071
MOЯTY
Honorable
334 Posts
Member Since
June 2017
Police Rank
Trainee
Total Playtime
15 days, 12 hours, 7 minutes and 38 seconds
Stupid grils.
4 months ago
#20072
Lil Homebrand
Moderator
100 Posts
Member Since
November 2017
Police Rank
Constable
Total Playtime
15 days, 21 hours, 46 minutes and 26 seconds
I wouldn't spend anything on girls cause if you like girls that just gay!
Cause girls like guys and if you like girls that means you like guys to, and its hella gay if you kiss them cause you be kissing all the dudes she kissed!
Thats why i like my men cause if you kiss a dude then your kissin all the chicks he kissed therefore it aint gay!!
So i want 1 mil
4 months ago
#20085
Peirson Donova
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Registered
532 Posts
Member Since
April 2017
Police Rank
Constable
Total Playtime
39 days, 12 hours, 32 minutes and 45 seconds
i wouldn't spend it on girls, i would invest it in Cars and Guns. Cause Tupac once said, grab ur glocks when they see Tupac

i would actually give half the money to Blob or Chip Loofburrow lol
4 months ago
#20086
Barshavisko
Valued
231 Posts
Member Since
August 2017
Police Rank
Trainee
Total Playtime
14 days, 4 hours, 4 minutes and 29 seconds
Islam (/ˈɪslɑːm/) is a universalizing Abrahamic monotheistic religion teaching that there is only one God (Allah) and that Muhammad is a messenger of God. It is the world's second-largest religion and the fastest-growing major religion in the world, with over 1.8 billion followers or 24.1% of the global population, known as Muslims. Muslims make up a majority of the population in 50 countries. Islam teaches that God is merciful, all-powerful, unique and has guided mankind through prophets, revealed scriptures and natural signs. The primary scriptures of Islam are the Quran, viewed by Muslims as the verbatim word of God, and the teachings and normative example (called the sunnah, composed of accounts called hadith) of Muhammad (c. 570–8 June 632 CE).

Muslims believe that Islam is the complete and universal version of a primordial faith that was revealed many times before through prophets including Adam, Abraham, Moses and Jesus. As for the Quran, Muslims consider it to be the unaltered and final revelation of God. Like other Abrahamic religions, Islam also teaches a final judgment with the righteous rewarded paradise and unrighteous punished in hell. Religious concepts and practices include the Five Pillars of Islam, which are obligatory acts of worship, and following Islamic law, which touches on virtually every aspect of life and society, from banking and welfare to women and the environment. The cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem are home to the three holiest sites in Islam.

Aside from the theological viewpoint, Islam is historically believed to have originated in the early 7th century CE in Mecca, and by the 8th century the Umayyad Islamic caliphate extended from Iberia in the west to the Indus River in the east. The Islamic Golden Age refers to the period traditionally dated from the 8th century to the 13th century, during the Abbasid Caliphate, when much of the historically Islamic world was experiencing a scientific, economic and cultural flourishing. The expansion of the Muslim world involved various caliphates and empires, traders and conversion to Islam by missionary activities (dawah).

Most Muslims are of one of two denominations: Sunni (75–90%) or Shia (10–20%). About 13% of Muslims live in Indonesia, the largest Muslim-majority country, 31% in South Asia, the largest population of Muslims in the world, 23% in the Middle East-North Africa, where it is the dominant religion and 15% in Sub-Saharan Africa. Sizeable Muslim communities are also found in the Americas, the Caucasus, Central Asia, China, Europe, Mainland Southeast Asia, the Philippines, and Russia.
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4 months ago
#20087
JarJarGamer
Registered
397 Posts
Member Since
May 2017
Police Rank
Trainee
Total Playtime
25 days, 17 hours, 1 minutes and 31 seconds
I'll give all my money to daddy Shrek

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

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