5 days, 13 hours, 14 minutes and 7 seconds
One day I ate a sandwich, it was a the very nice sandwich but it had no pickles, so I bought some pickles and put em the sandwich, now we cooking, but not really coz you don't cook a sandwich, anyway, this sandwich has mustard in it yea? Pretty neat, but it got no gurkins, so I get em dem gerkins you hear? Moving on, that sandwich became the emporer of Japan. Then the sandwich flew to mars or some shit, and with the foot fungus of Jesus himself, he made another sandwich, but it had mayonnaise in it. What have we been doing all this time? Open your eyes people, to the sandwiches way a thinking. Thank me later.