Is Porn is more than Just Porn

10 days ago
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charlie sheen
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Alas, Iâm sure you have been sitting there little one, beating the meat, stroking the salami or even slapping the flappy and youâve been hit, with a feeling you may not understand. Yes, this was me, as I was sitting watching âFamily Getaway with Step Sisterâ. In fact, I found myself so invested in the story and the psychology of the characters that I didnât not preform the latter.

A good Christian family as this should not be preforming such adultery. As the parents leave to grab grocery shopping supplies, itâs quite evident that faith is in the family, as the frame catches a Sign of the Cross on the wall. Thus, when the step-sister asks to see her brothers sausage rather than the one she is cooking, I do question my faith myself. Is this a excusable offence for some simple teenagers, or are they committing an unforgivable sin.

On the point of sasauges, itâs clear that the director is appealing to the female stereotype of women in the kitchen. While I may be a conservative man, surely we can appreciate that we have moved passed this as a society. When was the last time weâve seen men in the kitchen in Porn! Is this more than stereotyping, but rather a sexist movement against men? Only time will tell.

My immersion was also yet ruined when they transferred from a sausage inspection to a sausage insertion - but what about the sausages still cooking on the pan? While they wonât catch on fire (as they are being cooked on a electric stove) they will sure as hell burn. Assuming theyâve purchase âNathan's Famous Original Beef Jumbo Franks, Great to Grill, Roast or on the Warmer, 8 Hot Dogs per Packageâ at 3.50, putting each hot dog at just over 40 cents (American) this can only be seen as a waste - imagine if this had been donated to children in war-torn countries. Even on a selfish level, while Americans economy is in one of the greatest places it has been, it still suffers from infiltation and many would argue 3.50 isnât just 3.50

So my lesson today?
Get a girlfriend like me.

I remain,
Messiah
10 days ago
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Yes wise man
10 days ago
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1. Wtf I know that wierd step sibling shit is plastered all over PH Aus, but who the fuck clicks on those?
2. Step sister is not incest as they're not even related in the story, so why call it that?
3. What is it with u weird cunce talking about your sexual endeavours on the forums recently? Surely I'm not the only person who finds it disconcerting.
10 days ago
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me and you messiah, we can be boyfriends and boyfriend
10 days ago
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This is just, great.
10 days ago
#58310
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**woosh**

This shit post when right over Archie’s head
10 days ago
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No, the sinking feeling that "Family Getaway with Step Sister" is an allusion to something that you've watched still resides
10 days ago
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Woooooooosh
10 days ago
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just admit it mate you're no stranger to sis loves me
10 days ago
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Fucking brilliant.
10 days ago
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Thank you child